Arrrgghhhhh an avast me hearties we seem to be entering Pirate
territory, or so the Captain tells us! So
in order to be prepared for all eventualities, today we had a “Pirate Drill”.
A suspect vessel was seen approaching the ship with nefarious intent. The alarm was sounded and all crew took up
their position for defence of the ship.
Meanwhile all passengers had to do was return to their cabins and sit on
the floor with the doors open. The ship reached top speed and took evasive
action after which the Captain informed us that the Pirates had been avoided
and all was safe.
Phew! Seems the only
thing to do now is go for lunch and recover…..
Should have taken your air rifle. Mind you with your aim you'd have probable missed.
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